One thing to mention, with the release of BitLife on Android we have had a look back through our list and added some tips to help you out. Some of these achievements are easy and simple, others require blind luck or dedication.
Up to this point, you’ve probably been spending most of your BitLife chasing ribbons like a crazy cat. These are, effectively, rewards for living a certain way in Candywriter’s smash hit life simulator.
But did you know there’s a massive achievement system lurking under the surface? You’d be forgiven for missing it up to this point, as it was really difficult to locate.
Thanks to the latest update though, Candywriter has added the list of achievements to the main menu and spruced them up a bit so they’re nicer to browse.
Now, all you need is to know how to achieve them. That’s where we come in, with this gigantic list of all of the achievements in the game and what you have to do to get them.
If you’re looking for something else, check out ourcomplete guide to BitLife. It includes links to all of our other guides, where we’ve covered pretty much every aspect of this awesome game.
BitLife achievements list
- Complete a Life
Complete a full life
- Octogenerian
See your 80th birthday
- Nonagenerian
See your 90th birthday
- Centenarian
See your 100th birthday
- Super-centenarian
See your 110th birthday
- Mega-centenarian
See your 120th birthday
Tips: We’ve written a guide on how to live past 100, which should help you with the long life achievements.
- Millionaire
Become a millionaire
- My Second Million
Achieve a net worth of $2m
- Multimillionaire
Achieve a net worth of $10m
- Rich
Achieve a net worth of $20m
- Super Rich
Achieve a net worth of $50m
- Stinking Rich
Achieve a net worth of $100m
Tips: We’ve written a guide on how to make loads of money, which should help you with money-related achievements.
- Career Military
Serve your full career in the military
- General
Achieve the rank of general in the military
- Admiral
Achieve the rank of admiral in the military
- Absent Without Leave
Go AWOL in the military
- Dentist
Become a dentist
TIP: Got to Dental School
- Doctor
Become a doctor
TIP: Got to Medical School
- Lawyer
Become a lawyer
TIP: Got to Law School
- Judge
Become a judge
TIP: Got to Law School
- CEO
Become a CEO
TIP: Got to Business School
- Actor
Become an actor
TIP: Have good looks and study arts/drama (will probably need to be a voice actor first)
- Airline Captain
Become an airline captain
TIP: Study engineering or something computer related at university, become a Pilot Trainee and wait.
- Fire Chief
Become a fire chief
Tips: We’ve written a list of the best paying jobs and how to get them as well as a list of schools and how to get into them. That should help you get the vast majority of the above achievements.
- Social Media
Join social media
- Social Media Sharer
Post on social media
- Social Media Oversharer
Post 5 times on social media in one life
- Social Media Star
Get a million followers on social media
TIP: Be good looking and post as many times as you can.
Tips: Our guide on how to be a superstar will help you with the social media achievements.
- Moviegoer
Go to a movie
- Movie Junkie
Go to 5 movies in one life
- Naughty Child
Get expelled from school
Tips: Basically, do as many bad things as possible while you’re between the ages of 5 – 17 and you run the risk of getting expelled. That includes accepting drugs and getting into fights.
- Instigator
Start a prison riot
- Justice
Get freed from prison by appeal
- Escape Artist
Escape from prison
- Midnight Express
Get sentenced to Turkish prison
Tips: Our guides on how to get the Scandalous Ribbon, how to escape from jail, and how to get the Jailbird Ribbon can help you with any prison-related achievements.
- There’s Always Canada
Emigrate to Canada
- Say Goodbye to Hollywood
Get deported from the United States
Tips: Start a life in another country, move illegally to the US, and commit a crime to get deported.
- Abort x10
Have 10 abortions in one life
- Fabulously Fertile
Have 10 children in one life
Tips: Our guide on how to get the Fertile Ribbon can help you with this achievement.
- Multigamist
Get married 10 times in one life
- Stud
Have 100 lovers in a single life
Tips: Our guide to the Lustful Ribbon can help with this achievement.
- Hungry Hippo
Get killed by a hippopotamus
Tips: When you find a hippopotamus in the wild, run away and it will kill you.
- Gorilla and the Fist
Get decapitated by a gorilla
Tips: Attempt to save the stranger being attacked by a gorilla and he will punch your head off.
- Animal Rescue
Rescue an animal
- Lion Tamer
Rescue a lion
Tips: Rescuing animals is a random event, so be patient until you get the opportunity. Oh, and don’t be ashamed if you accidentally get eaten when rescuing an animal. It happens.
- Hero
Save someone’s life
Tips: Our guide on how to get the Hero Ribbon can help you with this achievement.
- Lambo
Buy a Lamborghini
- Car Collector
Assemble a car collection worth $1m
- Real Estate Mogul
Purchase real estate worth $1m
- Trailer Party
Throw a party in a trailer
- Mansion Party
Throw a party in a mansion
Tips: Buy the relevant property and you can throw a party at it, unlocking these achievements.
- Jackpot
Win the lottery jackpot
Tips: Our guide on how to win the lottery can help you with this achievement.
- Bubonic Plague
Contract the bubonic plague
- Foam at the Mouth
Contract rabies
Tips: We’ve written a guide on how to get the Unlucky Ribbon, which should help with these achievements.
- Booty Call
Have a successful Brazilian butt lift
TIP: Go to the more expensive doctor for a higher chance of success.
- Ultimate Betrayal
Your spouse leaves you following a sex change
- Snake Snack
Eat a snake
- Successful Rehab
Have an addiction cured at a rehab center
Tips: Our guide on how to be an addict can help you get the addiction in the first place, then just head on over to rehab.
- Medieval Attack
Get attacked with a medieval weapon
- Witchcraft
Get cured of a disease by the witch doctor
- Winnipeg, Eh?
Visit Winnipeg on vacation
- Cliff Diver
Go cliff diving
- Skeezy
Get called “skeezy”
Glen Fox
Head of Editorial
Glen has over a decade's worth of experience in gaming journalism, writing for Pocket Gamer, Pocket Tactics, Nintendo Life, and Gfinity. When he's not badgering everyone about the dangers of passive text, you can probably find him playing Wild Rift.